found this on facebook - thanks to a friend.  Hope it makes you smile like I did...just don't be drinking nothing when you read it

A burglar broke into a home He heard a soft voice say "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination he continued his search Again he heard "Jesus is watching you" He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage He asked the parrot if he was the one talking parrot said "yes" He asked the parrot his name and the parrot said "Moses" The burglar asked What kind of people would name a parrot Moses? Parrot said "The same kind of people who would name their pitbull Jesus!"