Scanning over a few different articles he'd cut out from the New York Times, Washington Post, The Evening Post, and a few other popular publications Artemus gradually gathered his thoughts as he waited for the confirmation codes to come back that his now defunct blog site was no longer...well..defuct. He really had been suprised that the domain and server had been archived rather than washed. Setting his articles up in order, he looked over the top one more thoroughly. While it had nothing to do with supernaturals, it was one that no doubt would get a buzz. Male teacher gets a female student to send him 60 nude photos? The Blade certainly new how to weave a yarn.
Entering his log-in and password, Artemus exhaled a long breath before selecting his font and typing.
Well, after a very long hiatus (understatement I know), Weaver is back. And I'm jumping in full tilt to get things back up and running. In a few more weeks I should have my database back up as well for all you paranormal junkies to sink your fangs, claws, and teeth into. Just looking through the proper non-flash applications to make it easier to download directly to your mobiles.
To kick things off, my first two articles for the day come to us from Seattle. The birthplace of Starbucks and home of the largest Anarchist population in the country. Though it's from a liberal paper, I hold nothing against it; but I digress, lets leap into the fray.
James Depew, a junior high teacher, and highschool track coach is set to be sentenced for five counts of "...illegal use of a minor in nudity-oriented material or performance...", and two counts of "...importuning.." which is to make urgent or persistant solicitations. The students are listed as being two 15-year-olds and a 16-year-old. Depew...is 27. The article at first lists these girls as "victims". However later on it states that one girl sent him seven nude and partially nude photos, while another sent up to at least 60. Sorry, but I have to stop right there. Once a student (this being the 16-year-old) sends that many nude photos to a guy, she can't be classified as a victim.
All of this was reported when a fellow student to the three girls told another teacher that a student was "engaging in sexual text messages with the track coach". From what I remember of high school, the only students that would try and cut in on others having sex, are the ones who aren't. However I could be completely wrong and one of the girls could have just pissed the wrong person off. There also came allegations that the four had discussed engaging in full intercourse, but apparently there's no proof. Well duh. If they had went that far, I'm pretty sure there wouldn't be a Depew Jr. perculating. Like I said before, I can't see any victims in this. While it's disturbing, I'm reminded of something. The guys that normally only try and pick up females younger than themselves, are the ones that can't get women their own age. You all remember the Seniors that only dated Freshman.
I know that parents don't want to think of their children as capable such things, but I remember high school. Sex behind the bleachers during pep rallies anyone? Who remembers beer, bonfires, and large blankets spread out on the ground?
What's interesting about the article is that the state itself is to remain silent at the sentencing as part of Depew's plea agreement. Some hinky law also lets the counts of importuning be dismissed as the victim is over the age minimum. A charge of evidence tampering is to be dropped as well after allegations of Depew deleting the messages from his phone and urging the students to do so as well arose. Irony? His personnel file held nothing but good marks on all performance reviews. Do you know your children's teachers?
My second article isn't nearly as sensational. It's just...peculiar. Pretty short too. Boston Mass. man was killed when his car struck a tree. Driver pronounced dead at the scene. Nothing odd right? Well in the report he drove off the side of the road then overcorrected, which caused the car to run off the left side of the road and strike a tree. Poor sod didn't have a safety belt on. Time of death listed as 12:55a.m.
While tragic, there isn't any evidence as to what made the man suddenly swerve off the road. No deer tracks, no animal markings. Nothing. Makes you wonder what he ran into out there, doesn't it?
You can use the links provided at the bottom of the page to look at the stories for yourselves and draw your own opinions. These are just mine.
-- Edited by ARTEMUS KURGEN on Thursday 29th of December 2011 03:40:13 PM
So here I was, having a nice day when I decided to check the news. By the way, word of advice, never read, watch or listen to the news. It's nothing but bad, stupid, annoying, or downright depressing shit out there.
Like The Economy for example.
If you're still reading this hooray! like me you are either so fed up with the talk of "The Economy" that it doesn't phase you anymore, or you just love reading me blather on for paragraphs on end. I prefer to think it's the paragraphs one.
Now where was I? Ah yes, morals. Humans like to tout loud and proud how moral they are and how immoral and evil everyone else is. Well, I'm curious to see how many vampires get pictures of naked teenagers emailed and texted to them on the daily. Or weekly, or even yearly. Willingly! None of that "look in to my eye blargh!" crap.
Aside from some of the obvious "dude, there's free nudity online why bother with easy to trace jail-bait cleavage?" type questions, I'd want to know how he'd manage a feat of 60 pictures from a single source. I'd also want to know why 60. If there's something you can't capture in 50 shots, would the next 10 really make that much of a difference? As a side note, for anyone who has ever known, been or seen a teenage girl, then you know there's not always a lot to see. Oh sure there's always that one bitch, in your homeroom, that developed early and isn't ashamed to flaunt it, but usually at around age 15-17 that's when girls feel their most insecure. This is when girls realize that boys don't just care about how smart you are, and that all those pretty models on the covers of fashion magazines look oh so much better than they do. So was this just a job well done against insecurities and a young girl exploring her sexuality, or a giant pervert being allowed near easily influenced young minds? What kind of a degenerate would be more interested in jail-bait physique than the fully (and often enhanced) form of a grown woman?
Oh that's just a whole other can of worms waiting to be unleashed and I might just save that for another day.
Let's get back on track. Guy, older, teacher, getting naked photos of his students. No supernatural powers at work here, this is a 100% grade A homosapien mess. So let me open up the floor here, and by the floor I mean the comments bellow, what would those upright, bible thumping "burn the vampires dead" groups say about this? That it's perfectly natural for a man to want to check out a youngin's boobies? I mean I could go on and and on and on and on and on and on ...you get it, but I'm all about the quick and simple of it all this week. Something this case won't be at all.
Just because I love you all as if you were my own, I've included some links in the "Check this shit out" section just because I believe my opinion isn't the only one that matters. Even though it totally does.
Well, I'm still here so it looks like that article on the Boston Mass driver wasn't linked to any conspiracies. Good. To. Know. Watched some more news yestarday after posting, and I realized that though I've said it before, it bears repeating. Humanity is hopeless.
First its Mr. Aqualung and the student train, then after I signed off I watched a mind numbing debate on the "out cry" for new laws that separate "Humans" from well, everything else. Really? I got nothin on this anymore. The country is practically broke, and they're jumping on that train?
Oi I understand the desire to focus on the big picture of things, but running this country is like working on a house. Focus on repairing the foundation and work your way up. Without the working class this country has no backbone to support itself. The blue collar bracket is the very support structure of the entire nation. And law makers are more worried about being able to police/regulate/indoctrinate/segregate the Supernatural population? Well we can see where the priorities are for the $200,000+/yr demographic.
I absolutely love the way this country thinks sometimes. Human kills another human, there's a trial, there's an investigation, whole yard. Lycanthrope or Vampire kills someone? Instant death sentence and scheduled execution. Being able to benchpress a Buick or mesmerize really makes that much of a difference?
Just because someone is no longer a human, doesn't mean they're no longer human. They'll have the same thoughts and emotions as before. They're still able to be jealous, get angry, be resentful..plot how to frame someone. The only thing that really changes are dietary habits and more monthly visits from mother nature.
Being human is a perception, and perception...rules the world. Perception really is everything. It defines how we make friends, how we view others and ourselves, our tastes in clothes, music, food. To change the world, one has to change its perception.
I'll be the first to admit I'm prejudice. Like Avenue Q wrote, "everyone's a little bit racist. No one's really color blind". I can understand/respect those who choose to become vampires or lycanthropes out of necessity. As a means of survival. Or even because it was forced upon them and they've had to adapt to the change. (no pun intended). I can respect those who've taken that plunge, if they were for the right reasons. Love isn't one of those reasons FYI.
This morning I came across an article in the paper that made me shake my head in utter disgust. Marie Blye, 19, was found dead in her Pennsylvania home. Puncture marks on her neck indicated it was a vampire at fault. On the night stand was a letter from her boyfriend, James Roussoue, 23 professing his undyng love for her and his sorrow and not being strong enough to turn her. On the back patio they found a bloodied razorblade and a smouldering corpse. I understand, legally, they were both adults, but obviously they'd read Twilight too much.
What happened more than likely is that her family probably told the two to break things off and yeah....Romeo and Juliet ending, everyone is miserable. Love is blind, love is selfish...love is poisonous when it's threatened.
Below you'll find a link to the article and I have looked through the messages people! Updated a few links in the Wandering Po section. Check'em out.
-- Edited by ARTEMUS KURGEN on Friday 30th of December 2011 05:32:44 PM
-- Edited by ARTEMUS KURGEN on Friday 30th of December 2011 05:38:08 PM
So I was surfing Youtube and I came across a song that got stuck in my head. Anything with a certain rhythm and beat will get stuck in your head like glue. Take any pop song. The words may differ but the beat is often the same. Lady GaGa got called out for ripping off Madona's "Express Yourself" To which GaGa replied that it was the same beat that has been around since the 70s. All she did was use it in her song. Same deal here. The beat is repetative but it's the words that caught my attention. "Baby all I wanna do is make you sweat. Let me be the Romeo to your Juliet." "Okay, drink some poison and I'll stab myself. You'd know that story if you ever took a book off the shelf."
I don't know how many of you watch the news (and if you heeded my previous advice...Stop watching the news!) but the latest bit of "oh shit check this out!" has been making it's rounds on every news program and the fancy interwebs like a firestorm. Two idiots in love decided to make a pact and have one turn the other. Now, a romantic in me goes awww. The realist in me goes "you idiots." Because you see he couldn't finish the job and offed himself. Pity, but very Darwinian. Just because you become a Vampire, or a Lycanthrope, or a Mormon, it doesn't mean you get to be any smarter. Maybe as time goes on you learn a thing or two, but if you were born with two brain cells, becoming a Vampire doesn't make those two brain cells turn into four.
I pity the girl more than the guy (she's the one that didn't make it.) Even if he was able to go through with it and make his lady love eternal, they'd both be in a world of shit. The rules among vampires are simple so let me let you in on a couple.
One. Making someone into a vampire is a very regulated process. Make too many blood sucking fiends without keeping track and what happens? That's right, over population. Like say...6 billion human souls on one little rock of a planet sucking the thing dry of oil, minerals, fresh air....You get where I'm going with this. Vampires have to eat, and what do they eat? That's right. In nature there's a natural balance (ha play on words.) There will never be more predators than prey because if they kill off all of the prey, then what would they eat?
Two. To make a new vampire a "maker" requires permission from the head Vampire of the area. Why? Well for the very reasons I've just said above AND to make sure you weren't going to go out, find the most psychotic human on the planet and throw in super strength, speed, and a thirst for human plasma. Then not only would every species with a pulse have a problem but then the Vampire community would have to put down one of its own. Not that it has never happened, but there's always some kind of drawn out process (like say a trial with a jury of their peers) first. Because lord knows a Vampire wouldn't get the benefit of a trial in a human court. Nope. If you're human, you can be a mass murdering dictator responsible for one of the worst genocide in history and STILL have the luxury of being kept in a nice cell. Fed three times a day. A lawyer. A trial. Etcetera and so forth. Take that same person, throw in a pair of fangs or some fur and BANG. Enter Judge Dredd.
So you see. Love may be eternal but only if you're human. Throw in the preternatural factor and suddenly the waters become murkier than bathwater in Washington DC.
I feel the most sorry for the girl's family. They'll boo hoo, and in the coming days one of two things will happen. They'll scream bloody vengeance on all things Vampire and become the poster children (along with oh so many "similar" cases) for every anti Vampire campaign out there. OR they will sniffle, pronounce that they don't blame the idiot boyfriend, that she's now in a better place and let the events drift away from the media storm that this has the potential of becoming.
I bet you know which outcome I'm putting my money on.
Vegas here I come!
As a side note, did anyone else read about the proposed law in Utah that would require all Lycanthropes and Vampires to register with the state government and then inform all of their lovely neighbors that they are in fact Humanity challenged? You know, like what all of the registered sex offenders have to do?
Bet one of the Sisterwives came up with that one.
-- Edited by FAITH on Friday 30th of December 2011 08:24:40 PM
I feel the most sorry for the girl's family. They'll boo hoo, and in the coming days one of two things will happen. They'll scream bloody vengeance on all things Vampire and become the poster children (along with oh so many "similar" cases) for every anti Vampire campaign out there. OR they will sniffle, pronounce that they don't blame the idiot boyfriend, that she's now in a better place and let the events drift away from the media storm that this has the potential of becoming.
As a side note, did anyone else read about the proposed law in Utah that would require all Lycanthropes and Vampires to register with the state government and then inform all of their lovely neighbors that they are in fact Humanity challenged? You know, like what all of the registered sex offenders have to do?
Bet one of the Sisterwives came up with that one.
Didn't Germany try that with the Jews in the 1940s? We all saw how that turned out. Utah is all ready the whitest state in the Union, they must want to be the quietest too. Some'll register, but I forsee a lot of moving truck rentals.
I feel the most sorry for the girl's family. They'll boo hoo, and in the coming days one of two things will happen. They'll scream bloody vengeance on all things Vampire and become the poster children (along with oh so many "similar" cases) for every anti Vampire campaign out there. OR they will sniffle, pronounce that they don't blame the idiot boyfriend, that she's now in a better place and let the events drift away from the media storm that this has the potential of becoming.
As a side note, did anyone else read about the proposed law in Utah that would require all Lycanthropes and Vampires to register with the state government and then inform all of their lovely neighbors that they are in fact Humanity challenged? You know, like what all of the registered sex offenders have to do?
Bet one of the Sisterwives came up with that one.
Didn't Germany try that with the Jews in the 1940s? We all saw how that turned out. Utah is all ready the whitest state in the Union, they must want to be the quietest too. Some'll register, but I forsee a lot of moving truck rentals.
Author:
Not quite the same thing, but the spirit is right on the money. I have to admit to morbid curiousity as to how people will handle a vampire knocking on their door to say "Hello Ma'am. My name is Bob and I'm here to let you know that I'm a Vampire." I smell a Bravo TV show all over this one.
I feel the most sorry for the girl's family. They'll boo hoo, and in the coming days one of two things will happen. They'll scream bloody vengeance on all things Vampire and become the poster children (along with oh so many "similar" cases) for every anti Vampire campaign out there. OR they will sniffle, pronounce that they don't blame the idiot boyfriend, that she's now in a better place and let the events drift away from the media storm that this has the potential of becoming.
As a side note, did anyone else read about the proposed law in Utah that would require all Lycanthropes and Vampires to register with the state government and then inform all of their lovely neighbors that they are in fact Humanity challenged? You know, like what all of the registered sex offenders have to do?
Bet one of the Sisterwives came up with that one.
Didn't Germany try that with the Jews in the 1940s? We all saw how that turned out. Utah is all ready the whitest state in the Union, they must want to be the quietest too. Some'll register, but I forsee a lot of moving truck rentals.
Author:
Not quite the same thing, but the spirit is right on the money. I have to admit to morbid curiousity as to how people will handle a vampire knocking on their door to say "Hello Ma'am. My name is Bob and I'm here to let you know that I'm a Vampire." I smell a Bravo TV show all over this one.
Weaver:
On a technicality, the Lycanthropes might have a tougher time of it simply because....should any pets go missing, they're likely to be the first questioned.
Headline: Distraught Cat Lady kills registered Lycanthrope over missing pet. "That freak ate my Mrs. Tinkles, I just know it!"
I feel the most sorry for the girl's family. They'll boo hoo, and in the coming days one of two things will happen. They'll scream bloody vengeance on all things Vampire and become the poster children (along with oh so many "similar" cases) for every anti Vampire campaign out there. OR they will sniffle, pronounce that they don't blame the idiot boyfriend, that she's now in a better place and let the events drift away from the media storm that this has the potential of becoming.
As a side note, did anyone else read about the proposed law in Utah that would require all Lycanthropes and Vampires to register with the state government and then inform all of their lovely neighbors that they are in fact Humanity challenged? You know, like what all of the registered sex offenders have to do?
Bet one of the Sisterwives came up with that one.
Didn't Germany try that with the Jews in the 1940s? We all saw how that turned out. Utah is all ready the whitest state in the Union, they must want to be the quietest too. Some'll register, but I forsee a lot of moving truck rentals.
Author:
Not quite the same thing, but the spirit is right on the money. I have to admit to morbid curiousity as to how people will handle a vampire knocking on their door to say "Hello Ma'am. My name is Bob and I'm here to let you know that I'm a Vampire." I smell a Bravo TV show all over this one.
Weaver:
On a technicality, the Lycanthropes might have a tougher time of it simply because....should any pets go missing, they're likely to be the first questioned.
Headline: Distraught Cat Lady kills registered Lycanthrope over missing pet. "That freak ate my Mrs. Tinkles, I just know it!"
Author:
I bring to you a headline from the future. "New Legislature passed today,to ban the marriage of Lycanthropes and Farm Animals. When questioned about the new law, the local 4H Club representative cuddled his prized sow and asked right back whether it was "still legal to have sex with them farm animals ain't it?" Which poses another moral dilemma. If a Lycanthrope and an animal fornicate, is it still bestiality or just an alternative lifestyle?" All of those anti-gay marriage rights activists are going to have a field day with that one. They're already screaming "If it's legal for a man to marry another man, what's next? A man marrying an animal?"...I just blew my own mind.
-- Edited by FAITH on Tuesday 3rd of January 2012 07:33:34 PM
I feel the most sorry for the girl's family. They'll boo hoo, and in the coming days one of two things will happen. They'll scream bloody vengeance on all things Vampire and become the poster children (along with oh so many "similar" cases) for every anti Vampire campaign out there. OR they will sniffle, pronounce that they don't blame the idiot boyfriend, that she's now in a better place and let the events drift away from the media storm that this has the potential of becoming.
As a side note, did anyone else read about the proposed law in Utah that would require all Lycanthropes and Vampires to register with the state government and then inform all of their lovely neighbors that they are in fact Humanity challenged? You know, like what all of the registered sex offenders have to do?
Bet one of the Sisterwives came up with that one.
Didn't Germany try that with the Jews in the 1940s? We all saw how that turned out. Utah is all ready the whitest state in the Union, they must want to be the quietest too. Some'll register, but I forsee a lot of moving truck rentals.
Author:
Not quite the same thing, but the spirit is right on the money. I have to admit to morbid curiousity as to how people will handle a vampire knocking on their door to say "Hello Ma'am. My name is Bob and I'm here to let you know that I'm a Vampire." I smell a Bravo TV show all over this one.
Weaver:
On a technicality, the Lycanthropes might have a tougher time of it simply because....should any pets go missing, they're likely to be the first questioned.
Headline: Distraught Cat Lady kills registered Lycanthrope over missing pet. "That freak ate my Mrs. Tinkles, I just know it!"
Author:
I bring to you a headline from the future. "New Legislature passed today,to ban the marriage of Lycanthropes and Farm Animals. When questioned about the new law, the local 4H Club representative cuddled his prized sow and asked right back whether it was "still legal to have sex with them farm animals ain't it?" Which poses another moral dilemma. If a Lycanthrope and an animal fornicate, is it still bestiality or just an alternative lifestyle?" All of those anti-gay marriage rights activists are going to have a field day with that one. They're already screaming "If it's legal for a man to marry another man, what's next? A man marrying an animal?"...I just blew my own mind.
-- Edited by FAITH on Tuesday 3rd of January 2012 07:33:34 PM
Weaver: Who would have ever thought that Necrophelia or Beastiality would be the lifestyle choices of the modern age?
I feel the most sorry for the girl's family. They'll boo hoo, and in the coming days one of two things will happen. They'll scream bloody vengeance on all things Vampire and become the poster children (along with oh so many "similar" cases) for every anti Vampire campaign out there. OR they will sniffle, pronounce that they don't blame the idiot boyfriend, that she's now in a better place and let the events drift away from the media storm that this has the potential of becoming.
As a side note, did anyone else read about the proposed law in Utah that would require all Lycanthropes and Vampires to register with the state government and then inform all of their lovely neighbors that they are in fact Humanity challenged? You know, like what all of the registered sex offenders have to do?
Bet one of the Sisterwives came up with that one.
Didn't Germany try that with the Jews in the 1940s? We all saw how that turned out. Utah is all ready the whitest state in the Union, they must want to be the quietest too. Some'll register, but I forsee a lot of moving truck rentals.
Author:
Not quite the same thing, but the spirit is right on the money. I have to admit to morbid curiousity as to how people will handle a vampire knocking on their door to say "Hello Ma'am. My name is Bob and I'm here to let you know that I'm a Vampire." I smell a Bravo TV show all over this one.
Weaver:
On a technicality, the Lycanthropes might have a tougher time of it simply because....should any pets go missing, they're likely to be the first questioned.
Headline: Distraught Cat Lady kills registered Lycanthrope over missing pet. "That freak ate my Mrs. Tinkles, I just know it!"
Author:
I bring to you a headline from the future. "New Legislature passed today,to ban the marriage of Lycanthropes and Farm Animals. When questioned about the new law, the local 4H Club representative cuddled his prized sow and asked right back whether it was "still legal to have sex with them farm animals ain't it?" Which poses another moral dilemma. If a Lycanthrope and an animal fornicate, is it still bestiality or just an alternative lifestyle?" All of those anti-gay marriage rights activists are going to have a field day with that one. They're already screaming "If it's legal for a man to marry another man, what's next? A man marrying an animal?"...I just blew my own mind.
-- Edited by FAITH on Tuesday 3rd of January 2012 07:33:34 PM
Weaver: Who would have ever thought that Necrophelia or Beastiality would be the lifestyle choices of the modern age?
I feel the most sorry for the girl's family. They'll boo hoo, and in the coming days one of two things will happen. They'll scream bloody vengeance on all things Vampire and become the poster children (along with oh so many "similar" cases) for every anti Vampire campaign out there. OR they will sniffle, pronounce that they don't blame the idiot boyfriend, that she's now in a better place and let the events drift away from the media storm that this has the potential of becoming.
As a side note, did anyone else read about the proposed law in Utah that would require all Lycanthropes and Vampires to register with the state government and then inform all of their lovely neighbors that they are in fact Humanity challenged? You know, like what all of the registered sex offenders have to do?
Bet one of the Sisterwives came up with that one.
Didn't Germany try that with the Jews in the 1940s? We all saw how that turned out. Utah is all ready the whitest state in the Union, they must want to be the quietest too. Some'll register, but I forsee a lot of moving truck rentals.
Author:
Not quite the same thing, but the spirit is right on the money. I have to admit to morbid curiousity as to how people will handle a vampire knocking on their door to say "Hello Ma'am. My name is Bob and I'm here to let you know that I'm a Vampire." I smell a Bravo TV show all over this one.
Weaver:
On a technicality, the Lycanthropes might have a tougher time of it simply because....should any pets go missing, they're likely to be the first questioned.
Headline: Distraught Cat Lady kills registered Lycanthrope over missing pet. "That freak ate my Mrs. Tinkles, I just know it!"
Author:
I bring to you a headline from the future. "New Legislature passed today,to ban the marriage of Lycanthropes and Farm Animals. When questioned about the new law, the local 4H Club representative cuddled his prized sow and asked right back whether it was "still legal to have sex with them farm animals ain't it?" Which poses another moral dilemma. If a Lycanthrope and an animal fornicate, is it still bestiality or just an alternative lifestyle?" All of those anti-gay marriage rights activists are going to have a field day with that one. They're already screaming "If it's legal for a man to marry another man, what's next? A man marrying an animal?"...I just blew my own mind.
-- Edited by FAITH on Tuesday 3rd of January 2012 07:33:34 PM
Weaver: Who would have ever thought that Necrophelia or Beastiality would be the lifestyle choices of the modern age?
Author:
Nostradamus.
Mmmm strong in the Quatrains are you. Much promise I see.
I feel the most sorry for the girl's family. They'll boo hoo, and in the coming days one of two things will happen. They'll scream bloody vengeance on all things Vampire and become the poster children (along with oh so many "similar" cases) for every anti Vampire campaign out there. OR they will sniffle, pronounce that they don't blame the idiot boyfriend, that she's now in a better place and let the events drift away from the media storm that this has the potential of becoming.
As a side note, did anyone else read about the proposed law in Utah that would require all Lycanthropes and Vampires to register with the state government and then inform all of their lovely neighbors that they are in fact Humanity challenged? You know, like what all of the registered sex offenders have to do?
Bet one of the Sisterwives came up with that one.
Didn't Germany try that with the Jews in the 1940s? We all saw how that turned out. Utah is all ready the whitest state in the Union, they must want to be the quietest too. Some'll register, but I forsee a lot of moving truck rentals.
Author:
Not quite the same thing, but the spirit is right on the money. I have to admit to morbid curiousity as to how people will handle a vampire knocking on their door to say "Hello Ma'am. My name is Bob and I'm here to let you know that I'm a Vampire." I smell a Bravo TV show all over this one.
Weaver:
On a technicality, the Lycanthropes might have a tougher time of it simply because....should any pets go missing, they're likely to be the first questioned.
Headline: Distraught Cat Lady kills registered Lycanthrope over missing pet. "That freak ate my Mrs. Tinkles, I just know it!"
Author:
I bring to you a headline from the future. "New Legislature passed today,to ban the marriage of Lycanthropes and Farm Animals. When questioned about the new law, the local 4H Club representative cuddled his prized sow and asked right back whether it was "still legal to have sex with them farm animals ain't it?" Which poses another moral dilemma. If a Lycanthrope and an animal fornicate, is it still bestiality or just an alternative lifestyle?" All of those anti-gay marriage rights activists are going to have a field day with that one. They're already screaming "If it's legal for a man to marry another man, what's next? A man marrying an animal?"...I just blew my own mind.
-- Edited by FAITH on Tuesday 3rd of January 2012 07:33:34 PM
Weaver: Who would have ever thought that Necrophelia or Beastiality would be the lifestyle choices of the modern age?
Author:
Nostradamus.
Mmmm strong in the Quatrains are you. Much promise I see.
Author:
Difficult to see. Always in motion the future is. 64000 points if you get that one.
